Lumbering back to life, the Charming English Cottage of Death insists you rearrange your stupid plans for Saturday, October 30th to once again pay it a visit.
It's cranky. It requires soothing. Please bring it strong drink to make it forget its bad mood over being neglected in past years. Perhaps if you wear a costume, it will make some small difference to the house. But it's up to you.
Supplicants should make note of the following:
In Durham: Travelling on Club toward Roxboro Rd, turn right onto Washington. Go straight through the stoplight at Markham, and my section of Dacian will be the next left. The C.E.C. of D. will be two full blocks down, on the left. It should be fairly unmistakable.
From Raleigh: Take I-40 W to 147. Take the Duke Street exit and turn right at the top of the exit. Pass 2-3 lights; right at the light on to Trinity. Cross two lights then left on Glendale. Left on Dacian. The C.E.C. of D. will be the first on the right.
From Chapel Hill: Take 15-501 BYPASS to I-85. Exit at Hillandale Rd. Right on Hillandale at the top of the exit. Pass golf course, left at light on Club. Pass Northgate Mall on left, get in right lane. Right at light on Washington. Cross light at Markham and RR Trax. Immediately after trax, left on Dacian. The C.E.C. of D. will be two full blocks down, on the left. It should be fairly unmistakable.